9 Out of 10 Women Love Me - Why Don't You?!

From: i'msoinsecurewhydon'tyouwantmeeveryonewantsme! (View Profile)
Subject: Be Honest

Sent Date: 8/28/2009 12:19:46 PM

Hey, I’m just curious wtf

First, you have to understand, I am not angry, hurt or sensitive about you not replying to my email. No worry at all. If everyone was attracted to everyone, we would have a mess. What I’m curious about though, is why you would just read and delete my email without any response?

Please be honest, what is it? Don’t worry, it’s not possible for you to hurt my feelings. You have to know me to have the power to hurt my feelings.

I know if I saw you in public and knew you were single, 9/10 times I would walk away with the number, but on here women seem to just look over me and I’m starting to feel like I’m missing something.

So, what was it? Why didn’t you at least reply to my email?

You messaged me again! You're *that* guy! Ew! That email is repetitive in asking why why why and you really think that I believe you're not sensitive about it?

I took another gander at your profile to remind myself of the other reasons I wasn't interested. Anything I've added or changed in bold is an extra turn-off....

I am Seeking: a Woman For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status: Divorced
Profession: Business Owner
Smarts: Some college
Do you want children? Yes
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes

Interests: (And boy, you have so many! When do you have time to sleep?)
Family
Friends
Internet
Inventing
Guitar
Technology
1011 (this probably means 'sex' in binary. so clever.)
Mensa puzzles (no one should admit this)
Architecture
Gadgets
Movies
Theater
Film
Non-fiction
Comedy
Masterbation (if you're going to admit it, spelling is key)
Roller coasters
Riding fresh powder
Travel
Storms
Water
Scuba diving
Sand
Kayaking
White water rafting
Tube floating rivers
Widespread panic
Golf
Poker
Food
Wine
Sushi
Working
Creating
Good beer
Great conversations
Chess
Full moons

About Me: This is my first dating site to join so I'm a little apprehensive. In the past, I always thought dating sites were for losers who lacked the courage to approach a woman in real life. But, after years of hearing stories with happy endings, I decided to join the fun.

Alright, so about me…first, I feel a little geigh right now writing about myself. I haven’t done this since a creative writing class in college where I made everything up and exaggerated about my event filled life. I already don’t like the idea of starting every sentence with I. I think I have a great sense of humor, but unfortunately, everyone “thinks” they have a great sense of humor. But, I do like to laugh, I like to find new ways to make people laugh and I like to be with women who laugh easily and make other people laugh. Laughing is funny. I enjoy traveling, seeing new places and being around new people. Camping is also fun, but with a very long extension cord. Art is fun, but so is science and technology. Philosophy was fun until I found out that my life is just a parody of a parallel universe. I like to help people, but I don’t like people to help me. I don’t spend a whole lot of time in front of the TV, but the Daily Show makes me laugh out loud and Oprah makes me cry. A friend of mine turned me on to the show “Whale Wars” on Animal Planet, but I had to stop watching it because I found myself rooting for the whalers because the people on that show are such idiots. My favorite food is sushi and my favorite drink is Grey Goose martini (in a high ball glass so I don’t look like a fruit drinking it). I like to drink, but don’t like to get drunk. Awkward situations make me feel alive. The world needs more random acts of kindness.

First Date: coffee, possibly****ails (hehe, it blocked out c0ck) first to see if there is any chemistry. If the sparks fly, then maybe create some exciting spur of the moment plans. Going to the movies on the first couple of dates are usually reserved for unimaginative guys who fear they will not have anything to talk about and need someone else to entertain them. I like to be on creative on dates. But, if you're with the right person, it doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing, it's going to be good times. Instant chemistry, easy conversation, and lots of laughter is what I'm after...