If Neil Strauss is listed on your 'hero' list above Ed Hardy and Derek Zoolander.. go ahead and move along. I get coy and I get sarcasm even though both are hard to translate in text, but there is a point when both of those have been surpassed and we enter into Dbagville, population: You and your affliction shirt. Don't email me with a preconceived notion that it would be an honor for me to be contacted by you. You, my friend, need to put down the book. I don't know that I have overheard a woman who is worth dating say 'yeah, actually we met because he told me how ugly my shoes were,it was love at first insult'.
Case in point:
From: xxxxxx (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: hey Sent Date: 8/30/2009 11:41:22 PM
hey, your profile was pretty lame but lucky for you I decided to give you another chance to redeem yourself. Tell me about yourself in a way that I might find you interesting and want to get to know you better.
I'm sorry, your ego was up entirely too loud, what were you saying? I'm not worthy? Allow me to vomit a list of reasons why I think you should waste my time when you could be doing better things, like tanning.
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