What's In A Name

You have to be careful out here in online dating land. You never know who's going to Google you for evil purposes. I don't like when a potential suitor asks me for personal information in the initial email. It's usually 'hey yo can i get your number?' These days, just your name can give them everything they need to know to find you at home. Sure, I could give him my first name, at least. But really, what difference will knowing my name make to him? Also, it's way less fun.

From: xxxxx123 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Hey Sent Date: 8/31/2009 9:25:00 AM

I can tell by your profile and the fact that you are a red head you are a lot of fun. What is your name?

Jxxxxxxx


From: icankickyourass (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: RE:Hey Sent Date: 8/31/2009 10:16:50 AM

chuck norris


I anxiously awaited his witty retort... hoping for some good-natured back-and-forth ribbing. I got a whole list of things Chuck Norris can kick holes in. Copy and paste is not a response, gentlemen... And I already knew I could slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris knows what Chuck Norris can do.