Monday, August 31, 2009

The One Sentence Wonder...

Ok, so the goal of my signing up on this site was not necessarily to get a date. I moved to a new area, I figured it might be a good way to meet new people. My profile reads short and sweet but also specific. Please be interesting. Simple. I.e. dont write me and say 'hi u r pretty', 'hi'or 'a/s/l' (really? are you in a time warp trapped in america online in 1998? it clearly says my "a/s/l" in plain sight) I imagine a date with a guy that only says "whats up" in his message would be filled with awkward silences and disappointed sighs. I like to call these guys "One Sentence Wonders".

Case in point:

From: xxxxx (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Hey gorgeous) Sent Date: 8/29/2009 2:09:18 PM

sexy


Ummmm. How do you respond to that? Thanks? Ok? No, but thanks for asking? Here is my address, please come and pick me up asap, we have lots of nothing to talk about!

If you are a one sentence wonder please take note... read/deleted is probably going to haunt you until you throw in an extra word or two. Bonus points for complete sentences with a subject and a predicate! Come back next week when we'll discuss complex sentences, but only if you're ready to become assimilated into everyday conversations!

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